No wonder house sales are down

February 7, 2008 – 3:09 pm

I don’t think a body is an addition to any house

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What smells?

February 5, 2008 – 3:24 pm

Poor kid, can’t even get a free ducation.

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Get off my aero-bed!

February 5, 2008 – 3:23 pm

You gotta be pretty drunk to attempt this.

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Don’t hit what I say, not what I hit

February 1, 2008 – 12:52 pm

Did no one run a background check on this guy?

HE REALLY IS AN EXPERT ON WIFE-BEATING


We can fly!

January 28, 2008 – 10:10 am

What a waste of a BMW. 5 people? I’m guessing it was a 7 series.

Speeding car flies 200 feet, killing 5 young men

Update: it was an M5 - very fancy.


Tatoos are personal…

January 24, 2008 – 2:56 pm

Kinda like buying volcano insurance from traveling salesmen.

Woman With Tattoo From Homemade Gun Got Sick


I’m not midget…

January 22, 2008 – 11:35 am

…why you chase me?

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Kids and glue dont mix well

January 8, 2008 – 2:17 pm

is that what our horses go for? glue for beds?

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Its like taking candy from a baby

January 4, 2008 – 4:13 pm

At least the CSI team came thru  

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Chug chug chug!

December 13, 2007 – 10:40 am

Can’t let it go to waste, right?

Man drinks liter of vodka at airport line